What do Marx, Einstein and Goethe have in common? They were all born in Germany. I was traveling on the Deutches Bahn across the lower part of Germany from Munich to Freibourg following the Danube River to its source. Part of my trip was a pilgrimage to the birthplaces of my heroes Marx and Einstein. Einstein was born in Ulm and I was eager to see how Ulm had honored their "homey," one of the greatest thinkers the human race has produced.
I got off the train at Ulm and headed for the Information Center. Almost every town in Europe has one, and they are very helpful pointing out local points of interest. I was told there was no "Einstein house." The house where he was born had been torn down, no doubt by the Nazis. There were just 2 monuments to Einstein and that was it. I got directions and set out to find the first one, a 3D sculpture version of the famous picture of Einstein sticking out his tongue. After some searching I found it. It was OK but it was just sitting there by the side of some building. There was no information about Einstein or anything.
The second monument was near the train station, and I frantically searched for it since my departing train was almost due. Finally, I found it - a nondescript, graffiti-covered obelisk in a dimly lit, underground walkway. One had to search to even find the name "Einstein" anywhere on it. What a disgrace! I boarded my train and continued on my way passing the source of the Danube, but I don't remember where.
After a sojourn in the Black Forest, I continued by train with my Deutches Bahn Rail Pass up the Rhine to Koblenz. From there I headed up the Moselle River with my destination being Trier, the birthplace of Karl Marx. I wondered if his birthplace had honored him any more than Ulm had honored Einstein. I got off the train to take a detour to Burg Eltz, a castle that had been in the same family for 800 years and had not been destroyed by Allied bombers during World War 2 because they couldn't find it, so deep in the forest was it hidden. This was highly recommended by Rick Steeves, my travel guru. I always tried to l"ive like a local" as he recommended even to the point of not booking any advance reservations on this trip, a practice I lived to regret when I got to Berlin.
Burg Eltz was a pleasant 45 minute hike through the forest, and I took a tour through the castle. Unfortunately, there was no English tour, and my rudimentary German was hardly sufficient to understand anything our tour guide had to say. The Germans seemed to eat it up though as they paid rapt attention laughing frequently. It seems that opening castles like these up to tourists is the only way families can afford to keep them since the upkeep is tremendous. It was neat to see a bunch of German families relaxing on the veranda after the tour, drinking beer and gazing out over the serene forest. I wanted to join them, but I needed to get to Trier in time to get a hotel room for the night.
Trier had been a Roman town, and there were Roman ruins around the town. I stayed by Porto Negro, the Black Gate, which was part of the ruins. Everywhere I went the first thing I did in the morning was go for a swim in the local municipal pool. Usually the pools were very nice. I remember the one in Rothenburg was outstanding as was the one in Trier. After breakfast I proceeded to explore the town. There was a Karl Marx house, the house where Marx grew up, a middle class burgher's house, naturally. For some reason I didn't get to go in. Maybe it wasn't open that day. There was a Karl Marx Haus bus stop, a Karl Marx Big and Tall men's clothing store and a Karl Marx Kebap house. I was very impressed! They even had a poster of Marx at the local Information Center. I think there was even a local beer called Karl Marx. I came to the conclusion that the most you could aspire to even if you were the most famous person in the whole world was to have a beer named after you. It seemed that way all over Europe.
Leaving Trier I headed for Erfurt, formerly in East Germany, and also Weimar and the Wartburg Castle where Luther supposedly threw his ink pot at the devil. Erfurt was interesting. This former Communist stronghold had some residential streets where the houses were worthy of Beverly Hills. Who used to live here I wondered? I thought everybody lived in huge grey apartment blocks. Evidently not everybody. Finally, I realized that these mansions must have been occupied by Communist Party officials. At least somebody was living well under Communism.
My goal from Erfurt was to hike the Goethe Wanderweg, a hiking trail in the Thuringian mountains where Goethe used to hike and go to find peace and quiet to write his books. I found that Goethe was the real German hero far surpassing Einstein and Marx. There were Goethe monuments and Goethe houses everywhere. Goethe had written "The Sorrows of Young Werther," about a young man much like Holden Caulfield in "The Catcher in the Rye." In fact "Sorrows" was a sort of German "Catcher."
I took the train out of Erfurt heading for some little town where the trail head was located. As typical for my travels in Germany and elsewhere, I could not find the trail head. Sometimes I spent hours looking for a monument or some point of interest that sounded like a really big deal in the guide book. Usually the locals had never heard of it and could have cared less. So much for living like a local!
Finally, I asked a man working in his garden, "Wo ist die Goethe Wanderweg?" He very kindly pointed it out to me. It was a very unobtrusive entrance I must say. I had built it up in my mind to the point where I expected flashing neon lights indicating the start of this historic trail. Finally, however, I was on my way. Soon I found that the trail was indeed very well marked. There were multiple signs pointing directions at every crossroad. I checked out the tree house where Goethe loved to write, the party house where he loved to party etc. etc. As I hiked further, I noticed that the trail started to narrow. All of a sudden there were no more signs and no more German tourists. I was glad that I had refilled my water jug at that last rest stop although the barman seemed to have a difficult time understanding why anyone would be drinking water. It commenced to get darker and darker as I hiked further into the Thuringer Wald. I was lost, lost in a German forest, not speaking very much German and needing to get to the next town to catch the train back to the quarters in Erfurt I was renting from a private family whom I never saw the whole three days I stayed there.
At last I came upon a woodcutter's cottage. I kid you not. There were three German woodcutters deep in the forest. I asked them for directions, but they just sort of waved me on as if they didn't want to be bothered. I did finally luck out and get to the train station just in time to catch the last train back to Erfurt.
In Weimar I searched in vain for the Goethe house while the locals were having a street fair eating wurst and drinking beer. They knew nothing and could have cared less about the Goethe house. I also searched in vain for the famous statue of Goethe and Schiller arm in arm (which was nice because they hated each other) in front of the Deutches Natonalische Teater or something like that. Finally, I gave up and in my frustration decided to down a few cold ones myself. I walked up to a tent and drank a few, got into a conversation with the bartender who spoke pretty good English and had been to California. He said he had been on the freeways there and the drivers were all "Assels." I couldn't have agreed more. In my stupor I headed back to the train station only to have the serendipity of stumbling on the famous statue of Goethe and Schiller hugging each other. My day was...complete. I retired to my bedroom in the private house and watched German television.
Heading for Berlin, I had some difficulty finding a hotel room because I didn't have an advance reservation. I had learned my lesson. I had taken this "living like a local" stuff too far. Finally, I found one for which I paid the most money for the worst dump of my trip. I learned my lesson. It took me 3 days to find a suitable swimming pool. Finally, I found the Sports Scwimme Halle a place where you could really swim laps. Like most European locker rooms, you put a coin in the locker, extracted the key and pinned the key on you while you swam. When you came back to the locker and inserted the key, the lock opened and you got your coin back. I hadn't had any trouble with this arrangement before, but today after enjoying a nice swim in a pool that seemingly had no bottom, I noticed my key missing. Oh no, I thought. Here I am in a foreign country, barely speaking the language, dripping wet and all my ID, my wallet, my passport, my money, everything that I own, practically, is locked up in a German locker, and I've lost my key!
Finally, I summoned up all the German I knew and went up to the locker room attendant. "Ich habe mein schlussel verloren," I said looking helpless and forlorn. He was very nice and without much adieu opened the locker for me. Needless to say I was relieved!
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